The lovely centerpiece at the #SweeneyTodd gala, featuring a meat pie with some spare human remains… (at Avery Fisher Hall at Lincoln Center)
The flight attendant just announced “If you don’t like any of my jokes, there are six exits” and told us where the emergency exits are it was actually the best
"for those of you who are traveling with children… WHY"
"if you’re changing to a flight with a different airline, we don’t care."
he said “okay now get out” once we landed i’m pissing myself
Fact: If there were a button I could press to make Sir Patrick Stewart a regular fake news correspondent I would never stop pressing it
Patrick Stewart should be on everything on television.
Win Butler impales Spike Jonze with his Oscar.